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crap I stole from jenny [Dec. 1st, 2008|06:56 pm]

The Life Experience Test

Overall, you have partaken in 136 out of 169 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 80%.

The average score is 51%, making your experiences more than 99% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (36-55) is 56%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 11/17 (65%)

Career & Work: 12/13 (92%)

Civics & Technology: 7/7 (100%)

Crime & Disarray: 8/11 (73%)

Education: 15/18 (83%)

Fashion: 9/10 (90%)

Fitness, Health and Sports: 6/7 (86%)

Life in General: 12/14 (86%)

Relationships: 13/14 (93%)

Religion & Politics: 1/4 (25%)

Social: 19/22 (86%)

Travel: 13/20 (65%)

Vices: 10/12 (83%)

Take the test and see how YOU compare
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2007|04:42 pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dilemma's purse (30 points). In November I turned brightblade317 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I gave yukimi a kidney (1000 points). In September mamorunooni and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1043 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!


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Huey 190? - 2007 RIP [Nov. 20th, 2007|01:36 am]
Huey, the old guy who lived down the hall from me passed away friday. I don't think any of you ever ran into him. He was as they say, a hoot. I was thinking about him today and I ran into this.

RememberCollapse )

For a while, I thought that was awesome and it make me feel all sappy. Then I thought, that really doesn't sound like George Carlin so I did a little research. Carlin's own website has this to say about it

DON'T BLAME MECollapse )

Carlin's actual writing reminds me even more of the old fucker. I knew huey for about 4 years. He was sort of the defacto building manager. He made the landlord to fix shit for me and I set the clock on his VCR and set up his computer for him. He kind gave me a look at what my future could be, but not in the trainwreck way liz taylor does it for britney, more like the way Lee and I look at Bob Yager. He was married and divorced and lived alone for the last 30+ years of his life. But he wasn't a lonley old shut in. He was out doing stuff more tha I am. He was active in local politics and ... hell I really don't know what else he did. When my car got stolen he called the police and told them to "get there asses to work finding it". He had some great stories about the 60's. He had some great stories about the Union (not my Union but close enough). He always had a story about how Bush and the Republicans were fucking us. And when I fixed his DVD player (3 months after I installed it) there was a porno in it. So now that I think about it, I think another Carlin speach makes a better Eulogy for Huey.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.
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just when you thought it was safe [Nov. 4th, 2007|08:50 pm]
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2007|01:48 pm]
01. Person who tagged me: kim and bill

02. Relationship with her/him: she's my future ex-wife/ he's my padawan learner

03. 5 impressions of them: she's: Boobs boobs boobs, funny, smart, sexy, taken/ He's
Unsure of himself, funny, improving, smart, eager

04. Most memorable thing done for me: talked me down/ make me feel wise

05. Most memorable words for me: "It makes me truly ecstatic that you are this in love." / "A peanut girl, a lonley little peanut"

06. If become my lover: she's on top/ one of us had an operation (or lost a bet) also I'm on top

07. If become lover, things to improve are: self image/ cleaning skills

08. If become enemy: one of us must die/ he can hangout with lippens

09. Reason become enemy: I did something stupid (again)/ He hung out with lippens

10. Most desirable thing to do for them now: buy her a pony/ get him laid

11. Overall impression of her: intimidating/ the oposite of that

12. How I think people will feel about me: general dislike

13. The characteristic I love about myself: my ability to make people happy (and my huge penis)

14. The characteristic I hate about myself: need for approval

15. Most ideal person that I want to be: the Dalai Lama if he could get laid

16. Say something to the people you care about: now, thats not worth getting upset over.

17. Pass on to 6 people who you want to know how they feel about you.
And I totally didn't link here because fuck yeah.
(2) palmer
(3) Kristy
(4) Seth
(5) kimi
(6) CEEJ


18. (6) relationship with you: Member of my cabinet, and sounding board.
19. (1) male/female: male, not that I have checked.
20. Is (4) studying: Kim's ass. That prick
21. Last time you chatted with (3):yesterday
22. (5) likes what music?: Everything (he says pretending he knows)
23. Will I woo (3): eww no. she's my sister thats just fuckin' icky
24. How about (1): if my penis ever falls off, I am so there.
26. Surname of (6): pommer...anian?
27. Hobby of (4): verbal assault
28. (5) & (2) get along well
29. Something casual about (1): great vocabulary
30. Tried developing feelings for (3): Nope, see above
31. (5) lives at: austin
32. What colour does (6) like: I bet CEEJ would slap me if I spelled colour with a U
33. (3) likes (1): I think they did it once. but don't quote me.
34. How I knew (2): I used to look up to him... maybe I still do
35. (5) got pets: mafia and yakuza cat shaped robots that run on hate and ... um fuel.
36. No (1)'s sexiest person: me
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that guy [Oct. 20th, 2007|11:18 am]
I think I am now officially "that guy". I hate that guy.
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made a trip to NC last weekend [Oct. 7th, 2007|10:26 pm]

Turns out that even with my car stolen and my impending 35th birthday, it's not such a bad month after all.
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2007|07:50 am]
Which ever one of you stole my car, should know that we are no longer friends and I hate you.
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eat me palmer [Sep. 20th, 2007|11:57 am] says I'm a Cool Nerd King.  What are you?  Click here!
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